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Returning to the US Elections

I’ll be honest: I never actually left the US Elections personally. I just refrained from covering any of the events of the last few whiles, to preserve sanity and time better spent. After all, everyone’s covering this, so why should I repeat it all and waste precious letters? I think I’m entitled to spam a little on the Elections, though. At this moment, CNN have just declared Philadelphia an Obama win.